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I had my first #GE2024 (General Election 2024) calling candidate this morning. She was somewhat shocked that I had prepared and printed out a "voter's flyer" telling candidate what I want.

You can see the flyer here. It's good for printing and folding, but not for online reading, so I have also put the text up on my blog.

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@Éibhear 🔭 This is a fantastic idea and I want to both emulate it and promote it now. Thank you for sharing it.


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55% turnout or less: Republicans win

60% turnout: Democrats take the lead

65%: it’s a Democratic landslide akin to 2008

70%+: Democrats would dominate creating an environment to pass meaningful legislation and build safeguards for democracy

Every vote counts.

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A blast from the past.

The solar eclipse of the 4th December, 2002. Taken in the South Australian town of Ceduna.


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Armed gardaí broke into wrong house and woke terrified children during two-hour raid, court told

I've read this story in 2 different outlets, and neither suggests that there might be an explanation for why they raided the wrong house. That would be of interest to the public.

irishexaminer.com/news/courtan…



When I was in college from 1989-1994, I lived at home about 3.5km from the campus. For the first few years, I cycled to and from, but a number of things got me out of the habit; such as the desire to socialise with alcohol close to the college in the evenings, the ease with which I could hitch lifts from college staff in the mornings, and the rain.

Latterly, I just blamed the rain. With my tongue firmly in my cheek I proposed "Ó Hanlon's Law" (not to be confused with Hanlon's Razer -- we don't talk to that branch of the family):

The amount of rainwater you gather in your clothing as you make your way along the street is proportional to the square of the speed at which you're moving.

Meaning, for example, if you move twice as fast in the rain, you will get 4 times as wet.

That's as far as I got -- no mathematical rigour or anything like that. It just felt that way. A bald statement that no one was going to be arsed to falsify.

Until now.

Ó Hanlon's Law is now officially dead:

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With the exact same amount of rigour, and with as much deadpan irony I could muster, I would often follow it up with...

The actual amount of water you gather on your clothing is defined by the Ó Hanlon Constant, which depends on how heavy the rainfall is and on the material of your clothing.

As I was studying a science degree, it always amazed me how few called out the total bullshit of that statement.


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Turns out that LLM summaries are actually useful.

Not for *summarizing* text -- they're horrible for that. They're weighted statistical models and by their very nature they'll drop the least common or most unusual bits of things. Y'know, the parts of a message that are actually important.

No, where they're great is as a writing check. If an LLM summary of your work is accurate that indicates what you wrote doesn't really have much interesting information in it and maybe you should try harder.

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Absolutely thrilled to have the Matrix.org Foundation and Community devroom accepted at @fosdem!

As always, looking forward to February, I can't wait to see the community in the physical world again 🥳

@matrix

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I have just been described at work as a "reliability" and I love it!


Changes to new Gaelic football rules with four-point goal set to be scrapped

I spent my entire childhood jealous of those who could look at the score of a Football or Hurling match and immediately -- just like discerning left from right -- do the mental maths to tell who was leading or who won.

Changing the value of goals from 3 points to 4 would have levelled the playing field for me; at least for a short while.



Gerry Hutch considers general election run to unseat Mary Lou McDonald in Dublin

I find this very funny. One wonders if he's secretly in talks to stand as a Fine Gael candidate. It's not as though they have trouble with gangsters and with celebrities, so why not celebrity gangsters.


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I've been hearing a bunch of people say that AI / generative AI is part of the new digital revolution, and it's here to stay. Can I just remind people that the same things were said about crypto. About NFTs. The Metaverse. Apple Vision Pro.

Just because techbros and companies, who have made absurdly large investments in it (that they stand to lose), want this to be the next big thing, it doesn't mean that it will be. If you need to hyper-advertise a "revolutionary product", it's usually a bust.

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"RTÉ defends 'satirical remarks' on Late Late Show as Sinn Féin calls for apology"

An earlier version of this story said that one TD called for the offending segment to be removed from the RTÉ Player.

This is an odd demand from the party that was subject to section 31 of the Broadcasting Act for 20 years.


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IDF reference removed from EU leaders’ criticism of attacks on peacekeepers in Lebanon

Cowards. The lot of them. Sniveling, venal cowards.



Extradition treaty with Dubai approved, targeted at prosecuting Kinahan leadership

I wonder how many people successive Fine Gael governments will extradite to the UAE for thought crimes before we stop hearing " but but but but .... Daniel Kinehan" as the justification.


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This took some digging (not really) but I like to advertise that I'm very clever, or perhaps a prophet of some sort

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Billionaires, like Marc Andreesen, are the kind of people that would bring back an extinct animal only to eat the last of it's kind.

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TFW you wake up in the morning to see that the neighbours' bins were not the colour you thought they were last night, and you know you now have to answer awkward questions for the next 2 weeks!

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Are Standing Desks Actually Bad For Your Health?

I see the MaTFLLA ("matfla": the Manufacturers of Tables of Fixed-Length Legs Association) is starting it's astroturf campaign.


Are Standing Desks Actually Bad For Your Health? science.slashdot.org/story/24/…



Question: How are people so sure that Jimmy Carter voted for Kamala Harris. Like, it is a secret ballot, isn't it?

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A modest proposal: cars should be fitted with a mandatory safety device which, if the car drives at speed through a puddle by the footpath, sprays the driver in the face with cold dirty water.

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Prince Charming's elimination of the Ugly Sisters from his enquiries was no small feat.

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Former British Army chief Mike Jackson, who was present on Bloody Sunday, dies aged 80

Ah jesus lads. "... who was present ..."? He wasn't a fucking tourist. He sure as shit wasn't marching for civil rights!

An alternative headline: "Devil instructs Nairac to make up the second bed in the cell."


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Relevant as the days get shorter. All credit goes to @tomflood and @TheBikingLawyer (Not yet on Mastodon)

#CycleTO #BikeTooter #Urbanism #SafeStreets #TheBikingLawyer

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"Say their names."

An important piece from Heather Burns (a.k.a. webdevlaw) on Wordpress.org, the current SNAFU, and how it was seen coming.

heatherburns.tech/2024/10/14/s…



"Man repeatedly called gardaí 'bastards' while resisting arrest for begging in Cork"

If there's one thing I would ask the examiner to do differently is to drop the emphasis on reporting on what vulnerable, disadvantaged people say to the Gardaí.

It's pathetic and is just nothing more than punching down.


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My latest cartoon for New Scientist

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The greatest trick the devil ever played was to make educated and motivated people believe that their job is important to their identity.

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every right wing dork fantasising about a new civil war would have died of dysentery in the first week of 1861

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I told this story as a reply before, but I think it's worth sharing on the main feed:

I remember the time (ca. 2005) when I installed a very early fedora build on an idle desktop PC at work. I had been using it for a few weeks when the head of IT found out and told me to shut it down. "We don't allow Linux on our company network," he said.

About 5 years later there was a new policy and we were all given laptops for use at home. "What's the O.S.?" I asked the head of IT as he handed me mine. "Windows," he told me. I gave it back to him ... "I'm sorry, I don't allow Windows on my home network."

He hadn't a clue what I was talking about, but it felt good.


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I recently went on the EchoChamber Podcast to talk about the upcoming Commission na Mean plans for regulating the Internet.

I was uncomplimentary. But if you would like to hear my dulcet tones roll up and down its full vocal range, please take a listen:

Apple: podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/…

Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5bFlE…

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The promise of power can hold a political ship together as it approaches harbour. But once that mirage vanishes and everyone realises the ship is on the wilderness of the High Seas, the Captain has no promise left of loot to divvy up.

That’s when you may as well just mutiny or abandon ship.

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Suddenly, the opposing force's ship just seems a "better fit".

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My daughter is trying to convince me that the phrase "social butterfly" implies the existence of a "social caterpiller", which justifies her wrapping herself in a quilt, her "social cocoon", and refusing to get up today.

I have to admit it's a pretty good argument. Solid wordplay, reasonable-sounding if ridiculous conclusions, ticks all the boxes. Kinda dad-proud right now, gotta say.

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