Simon: Good afternoon, a Uachtarán.

Michael D: Good afternoon, a Thaoisigh.

Simon: I've come to exercise my constitutional prerogative; to formally request that you dissolve the Dáil.

Michael D: I see. You know that I have a constitutional prerogative to decline your request?

Simon: I am aware, a Uachtarán.

Michael D: I hear they call you the Tiktok Taoiseach.

Simon: They do. It's not something I cultivate, *he says, with false humility, falsely.*

*Michael D takes his 'phone out of his pocket, fires up Tiktok to record and points it at Simon*

Michael D: Grand. Let me see you Floss.

#GE2024